Why does horatio caine talk like that

That's the show. It's lame, predictable, and dull to say the best. At worst, it is sick. No doubt, women like this sort of drivel, but no straight man does. It is the most depressing show made, and that is saying a lot with the multitude of depressing, Neo-Nazi shows. And women control most relationships, so they determine what is viewable in most households. Hitler, Nietzshe, Mengele, and the Grimm Brothers, among other Nazi ideologists, would have loved this. No one else. ShelbyTMItchell 11 January As he is the head and the father hen.

Sure DC has a difficult reputation. But still, he is the star of the show. As the show is more personality wise better. And that it shows more lighter colors as the show is set in Miami, Florida. As everybody is wearing bright colors as oppose to dark ones in NY and or sometimes blue ones in LV.

Still Horatio sets the tone with his pose and sets the tone with his team. Show is personality wise more caring and understanding. A little personality wise than the original. Though the original has better writing and acting. It's got style and substance,yet still feels empty KUAlum26 6 June Actually,rather than empty,I'll say that this show seems slick,a little TOO slick,for it's own good.

I realize that a show like this,set in partying,vice-filled Miami is probably going to carry a kind of slick,sleazy element to it,but this show loses some of its' "CSI"-ness in that process. Unlike the original show,Kaine Caine? His team consists of a fair mix of cops Adam Rodriguez,Rex Linn and Sofia Milos and lab rats Khandi Alexander,Jonathan Togo and Emily Procter,my favorite of the bunch who are out to not only solve brutal and graphic crimes but also end up dispensing justice.

This show to me seems as much or more "Miami Vice" than a CSI show,and therefore I take this as simply watchable provided you need kind of a strong stomach at times cop drama that teases,allures,seduces and then repels the eyes all in one hour's actually 52 minutes time.

I will usually only watch this is there's not much on a Monday night,but I can definitely understand how this show has kept its staying power. Still,fans or even just casual viewers,to which I was more of of the original CSI will probably be put off by its desire to scale up the look and "zazz" element of this franchise at the expense of its braininess or soul.

Angelus2 12 January The plot is simple, every week we witness a murder and then the CSI unit move in and solve the mystery with their 'sophisticated' technology. At first this show had a real charm, it was different than all the other shows as it really delved into the science behind finding the perpetrators. But now it's just become a novelty act, bringing in 'make-beleive' technology and 'stereotyping' certain groups of people The acting seems to be getting worser as well But the action is satisfying and Caruso's famous openings What was once great is now only a shadow of it's former self Victor Field 24 February Unfortunately thus far it's a seriously flawed clone, and the flaws are down to one man - David Caruso.

Both Grissom and Caine are know-it-alls, but even from the start the Las Vegas team gave the impression of working as a team; you never doubted that they were working with Gil Grissom. Here they all seem to be working FOR Horatio Caine, and it doesn't help that Caruso unlike William Petersen is so unendingly self-enamoured that instead of being enwrapped in the mysteries, you want to enwrap those sunglasses around his neck.

No wonder Kim Delaney left the show before midseason It may well improve, but the original is still the best. The original CSI used to be fun, before we got love stories shoved down the viewers' throats and victims wearing raccoon costumes. Preposterous, but entertaining: a different cop show. CSI Miami, on the other hand, has all the flaws of CSI Las Vegas - like a penchant for overly implausible situations - without the strengths - like interesting protagonists and gripping story lines.

Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez and other secondary characters are flat. The best was by far Rory Cochrane as moody Speedle, gone too soon - after Kim Delaney's Megan, who was quickly and thankfully written off.

The core of the show is David Caruso, who gives an unspeakably terrible turn as smug Horatio Caine; Horatio shamelessly chews the scenery and is so pompous and obnoxious, one doesn't know whether to incredulously shake his head or laugh at the sheer absurdity of this performance.

In a ludicrous amount of scenes we have a majestic shot of Horatio silhouetted against the dawn or dusk , self-satisfaction oozing from every molecule of his body, as he puts his sunglasses on or takes them off in slow-motion, with a stoic smirk and a triumphant background music: all he is missing is a cape billowing in the wind.

It's so cheesy that, if the show had not been trying so hard to be grandiose, it could have passed for a form of self-parody. Firstly who would put black mascara on a carrot ginger man.

It's all I can look at. His dreadful voice is like nails down a chalkboard. He thinks he's smooth but I honestly expect him to break into the rap part of Michael Jackson's thriller. The constant pulling on and off with the sunglasses. And the look down then slowly moving his gaze up. The rest are beyond irritating. Everyone is so overly made up it's not at all realistic at all. The coroner has so much eye make up on she has to rip her head back to get her eyes open. The 2 male characters walking around as if they're gods gift to television and the rest.

You can tell they're more interested in how they look rather than the acting. You can bet the whole cast are a nightmare in person. To deal with. I was desperate to find a long running series to keep the lockdown blues at bay. I'll never be that desperate. It's the cheapest soap opera.

Rather than an edge of your seat crime drama. Not as good as the original CSI tomimt 25 March I have seen couple of episodes from here and there, but it really didn't drag me in like Las Vegas did.

As a series Miami feels like a poorly conceived copy of the original and character traits feel awkwardly comical, like the coroner who mumbles to the cadavers on her slab. Also David Caruso as the main star of the show didn't do it for me. When you look a the production values of the show it shows, that it's not poorly, or shoddily made and the writing has been mostly okay, but it just doesn't have enough appeal to reel me in from episode to episode.

Shopaholic35 6 March Oh geez, CSI: Miami is quite possibly the corniest show ever. What was originally funny has turned into sad and too much. While the whole crime scene investigation aspect is still good, David Caruso's one liners are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

I'm currently halfway through the series and the writers are definitely recycling his puns from the earlier seasons. Out of the three main CSI franchises this one has the most outrageous cases.

They focus on big-scale drug rings, and crime syndicates instead of everyday common crime. It works well for Miami's extreme lifestyle. That being said sometimes it's a bit unrealistic and appears to be the most corrupt city in America. If that truly is accurate then that's disgraceful.

But overall it's pretty good show. Maniac-9 2 March I don't really see the purpose of this show other then trying to make more money. The main CSI show is great and has interesting characters.

But there is nothing that this show does that the main show doesn't do better and has far better characters. Just because the show is set in Miami we're supposed to tune into basically the same show with inferior actors and less interesting story lines? I don't think so buddy. Why does he do that weird thing? They became characters of popular series and had to answer questions to save their lives.

At one point they got stuck in a crime drama nameless but it was clear to see which one it was because Dean wore sunglasses, and stood sideways, talking gibberish. It was extremely funny! That is so funny that you wrote about this- Saturday Night Live did a skit with Betty White just last night as a parody of CSI with really old people as the detectives, and Betty White kept taking off her dark sunglasses and looking into the camera while saying something inane.

I didn't quite get it because I had only watched the original CSI and quit when Sara left, but now it makes sense. One of Betty White's lines, in response to a question, was "My answer is like my underwear, Depends.

Holli Castillo Gumbo Justice www. Hi Holli, and welcome to my blog. That was funny, but it is definitely the kind of thing Horatio Caine does. I thought I was a bit biased.

Now I know that he irks lots of other people. They should really do something about it. I think that Horatio Caine rocks btw.. He was so cool in season 1, 2 and Caine cracks me up! Same with Calleigh when hiding her pregnancy - always in a black leather jacket, indoors and out! And then there's Horatio's sun glasses thing Seems like a good college drinking game somehow. Thanks for the laughs CSI Miami, we love it!

Post a Comment. How typical! Obama , had better watch his step. Bottom line, there are lots of other 'minor' actors who could do a better job. Anonymous May 5, at PM Just from the photos in your blog, I thought he looks cheesy, not hot! Loree May 5, at PM I watch it to have a giggle every now and then.

Unknown May 8, at PM My husband does the Horatio sideways-sunglasses-off thing just to annoy me. And, it DOES! Holli Castillo May 10, at AM That is so funny that you wrote about this- Saturday Night Live did a skit with Betty White just last night as a parody of CSI with really old people as the detectives, and Betty White kept taking off her dark sunglasses and looking into the camera while saying something inane. Larry October 8, at PM hehehehe..! Subscribe to: Post Comments Atom. Anne's a published author, freelance writer and experienced editor.

She's just signed her second publishing contract this year with 2 separate publishing houses. And cheerful and friendly are two adjectives not normally associated with either David Caruso or Horatio Caine, the intense crime-scene investigator he plays on CSI: Miami. Caruso, 51, was in Miami recently to film key scenes for his hit crime drama that both the BBC and Reuters have called one of the world's most-watched TV shows. After wrapping up his day on the set, Caruso took a few minutes to chat about his stormy NYPD Blue days and why Horatio always stands with his hands on his hips.

Answer: I would describe Horatio as a man I deeply admire. The situations that we deal with in this world of crime-scene investigations are sometimes challenging, sometimes horrific situations, and the thing that Horatio brings to the setting is poise. Poise, and the ability to be effective under pressure. Is that accurate? A: Laughs. If you and I were to spend time together, you would think: "This guy is nothing like Horatio. What a disappointment. A: Well, put it this way, I wish I was more like him.

Let me rephrase that - I aspire every day to be more like him. At the end of the day, he's a completely selfless human being. He is dedicated to the citizens of Miami.